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Monday, December 5, 2022

Have an Extra $1000? Have I got the Grift For you!!

For those with more money than sense... Marianne Eaves, former Master Distiller who abruptly quit Castle & Key is releasing a member ship service called EAVES BLIND for the low price of $1000. This service includes small batch and single barrel bourbons from distilleries across the country in a blind format. 

Included for your $1000 are the following:
  • Nine unique single source bourbons blended by Eaves
  • Nine Single Barrel Samples - selected by Eaves
  • Nine Water Samples - curated for each single barrel
  • Education materials that explain the unique qualities of each sample, including analytical flavor testing, technical process details and more
  • Black crystal tasting glasses
  • Video tasting and instruction with Marianne Eaves for each panel
  • First access to membership in future EAVES BLIND events and programs
  • An exclusive gold-level box has been added for an additional $1500 and includes the purchase of all bottles of the blends unveiled at the end of the program
Memberships to the 2023 program are now open 

My Take

For $1000, I will also send you nine water samples... including... Dasani, Perrier, Aquafina... and for an extra $200, I will include Fiji. In all seriousness, this is one of the dumbest things I've seen since I've been writing this blog. You pay a grand and get samples and water... wow! If this is something you are thinking of joining, there are literally thousands of charity's that would be a better use of your money... some of my favorites for you to consider would be... 

1. Animal shelters
2. Meals for Wheels
3. Food pantries
4. Senior services
5. Multipurpose Human Service Organizations
6. Youth Development, Shelter, and Crisis Services

What do you think? Drop a note in the comment box below. 

Source: Eaves Blind

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